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Lets now start this zone with one of the most memorable category i.e., Sardars and their humour, which is being most laughed, talked and used as a medium for entertainment.
Lets now start this zone with one of the most memorable category i.e., Sardars and their humour, which is being most laughed, talked and used as a medium for entertainment.
Char Sardar
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had lot of discussion on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and they were waiting for its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.
You know why?
Bcoz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. All the sardars were waiting that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.
You know why?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
You know why?
B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their luck and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
You know why?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR
Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by an air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess.
The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.
He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came.
He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji.
Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."
SANTA SINGH AND STUDENTS
Sardar Santa Singhji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, because all his students do very well in exams. The school was once having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This was the scene which was happening :
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector was furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately calls Santa Singh.
Principal : " Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling to students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".
Santa Singh : "Yes, I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spelling of assassination.:- Ass-Ass-I-Nation.
